Friday, December 30, 2005
Thursday, December 29, 2005
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
Monday, December 26, 2005
Saturday, December 24, 2005
This day
Rrright about now i realised that it should have been:
"Made of plastic...it's fantastic!" rather than "Made in plastic". It's like there is a country out there called Plastic. Is there?
Art and expression was never grammatically correct anyway.
And that sentence made this entry obsolete.
My keypad's made of plastic.
"Made of plastic...it's fantastic!" rather than "Made in plastic". It's like there is a country out there called Plastic. Is there?
Art and expression was never grammatically correct anyway.
And that sentence made this entry obsolete.
My keypad's made of plastic.
Friday, December 23, 2005
Thursday, December 22, 2005
Monday, December 19, 2005
Dialogue of the day
sitting in front of the computer during a conversation
shy: i don't really like monkeys cause i think they resemble humans too much and i don't really like human babies.
M: You don't like human babies?
shy: No i don't...not really don't like, cause i just can't handle them properly.
M: Then how are you gonna get married?
shy: i don't think i'm getting married to a baby.
shy: i don't really like monkeys cause i think they resemble humans too much and i don't really like human babies.
M: You don't like human babies?
shy: No i don't...not really don't like, cause i just can't handle them properly.
M: Then how are you gonna get married?
shy: i don't think i'm getting married to a baby.
Sunday, December 18, 2005
This Day
BEHOLD!
i am the creater of new car tricks.
check out "no-hander", "no legs" and the "one-hander" tricks!
Sundays is the perfect day to drive!
you haven't seen the "eyes wide closed" trick!
and of course the most difficult of all, "scratch your leg" trick!
driving has never been more exciting!
vroom away!
(i'm not encouraging you to do those tricks cause they are very very very dangerous. it's not worth your life.)
i am the creater of new car tricks.
check out "no-hander", "no legs" and the "one-hander" tricks!
Sundays is the perfect day to drive!
you haven't seen the "eyes wide closed" trick!
and of course the most difficult of all, "scratch your leg" trick!
driving has never been more exciting!
vroom away!
(i'm not encouraging you to do those tricks cause they are very very very dangerous. it's not worth your life.)
Saturday, December 17, 2005
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
This Day
I think something crawled into my bag and died.
Now it stinks.
A few months ago something probably did the same to my shoe.
It stank.
Can't they find somewhere else to die??!
Oh well..not that i found their corpse, but they sure left the smell!!
Now i'm high.
Now it stinks.
A few months ago something probably did the same to my shoe.
It stank.
Can't they find somewhere else to die??!
Oh well..not that i found their corpse, but they sure left the smell!!
Now i'm high.
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Sunday, December 11, 2005
mosquito-preventing bamboo poles support

A simple bamboo pole support.
No need for covers as the gap in the support structure prevents accumulation of water, thus preventing mosquito breeding.
Present bamboo poles support cannot be modified to this new pole support as creating the gap will cause the whole structure to break considering that it is presently made of concrete. Therefore only in new flats, can this bamboo pole support be implemented.
i'm living in an old flat so i don't know if the new flats have a better bamboo pole support. maybe they have and that makes my design obsolete.
oh well...the things i do in my free time.
Thursday, December 08, 2005
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Sunday, December 04, 2005
This Day
Celebrations cause i stole a touch of the mini cooper.
If i had a mini cooper i would never let anyone touch it.
Serve you right mr mini cooper owner for not using your side mirrors.
a mini cooper is good for me because i know ill drive it safely.
i won't let it get scratched.
did the extreme. too extreme that it should not be posted.
fill in the blanks S_ _ _ S _ A.
Hahz go figure.
Send me a cheque... $50 a vowel.
The smoke's on you.
If i had a mini cooper i would never let anyone touch it.
Serve you right mr mini cooper owner for not using your side mirrors.
a mini cooper is good for me because i know ill drive it safely.
i won't let it get scratched.
did the extreme. too extreme that it should not be posted.
fill in the blanks S_ _ _ S _ A.
Hahz go figure.
Send me a cheque... $50 a vowel.
The smoke's on you.