Dialogue of the day

sitting in front of the computer during a conversation

shy: i don't really like monkeys cause i think they resemble humans too much and i don't really like human babies.

M: You don't like human babies?

shy: No i don't...not really don't like, cause i just can't handle them properly.

M: Then how are you gonna get married?

shy: i don't think i'm getting married to a baby.