This Day

Celebrations cause i stole a touch of the mini cooper.
If i had a mini cooper i would never let anyone touch it.
Serve you right mr mini cooper owner for not using your side mirrors.
a mini cooper is good for me because i know ill drive it safely.
i won't let it get scratched.

did the extreme. too extreme that it should not be posted.
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Hahz go figure.
Send me a cheque... $50 a vowel.

The smoke's on you.