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Ask Auntie Amigo

In today's Ask Auntie Amigo's section, we have a boy who asks:

"Dear Auntie Amigo, i have a friend who likes to take pictures in the centre of roads. He says it is fun and i should try it. I feel that it is cool to take pictures in the centre of roads. I am young and dangerous and it fits my personality to take pictures like that. I told my mum about this and she tells me that i shouldn't because it is dangerous. I am now in a dilemma. Should i listen to my mum or my friend?
ps: Auntie Amigo is the best!" ~auntie amigo fan

Auntie Amigo: "You should listen to your mum. Have you heard the saying "Mum's know best"? Dude, read more books. Your mum gave birth to you. She knows what's best for you. It is dangerous taking pictures of roads. Look at the picture above. Can you see the car approaching and this bugger still takes pictures of it moving towards him? Yes, it is cool to take pictures of roads. And yes, it is also STUPID to do so when cars are moving towards you. This photographer is probably not in the right mind. Listen to Auntie Amigo and listen to Mum. DO NOT take pictures in the centre of the road. There are other ways to be cool and young and dangerous. Like taking pictures in the middle of MRT tracks.
Yours truly, Auntie Amigo"

Those Roads I Took: (clockwise from top) "That Walk Alone", "Going and Gone", "Streaks".

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Youth Section: Rapper-to-be

Today's DUE TIMES Youth Section, we are featuring a rapper wannabe, Mr.McJamHoneyBunny. We will be posting lyrics for today's musician wannabes in our attempt to help heighten awareness of the talents in our youth today.

Title: Dead Days

"Watcha trying to see? do you wanna be me? feel alittle bit weirder, oh ya it's gotta be me. i can count to three, how bout you? squeeze your neck a little and you turn to blue. like the bird that just flew, you like to sniff glue. i say that's a bad thing and you say who who who? when you go to loo, you could always stay true. sticking to that toilet bowl like skin and glue. buy you a drink but you only want Qoo. bring you to Bird Park but you only want zoo. Dude, who are you? not that guy i just knew. laughing out loud, your pants you just blew. go buy something new, it's now filled with poo. heed my advice, do that thing you do.

I say best, you say west. it doesn't make no sense but its just a test. like that time where i just pass gas. after that you all just don't wanna mess. tell me somemore that i'm the best. but in your mind you know i'm a pest.

da da doo, da da dee, da da happy family. ill bring you to sabah and we can just drink tea. we'll be free, just with me, make you somemore tea and we'll drink with glee. maybe can cook some prata with some ghee. when we get full we can climb a tree. i can be tarzan and you be...,"gee..."

i can rap no more cause my rhymes don't last. try to sing this quick, try to sing this fast. im a rapper to be, and i'm not just past. i'll show my standards and ill make you eat dust."
~Mr.McJamHunnyBunny


Comments:
" Ahh...no doubt very talented...he could surely win Idol next year....such meaningful lyrics..."~anonymous

"Laughing out loud, he is absolutely talented. A naiz name to boot." ~A.F.K

"Naiz naiz....that's better than my lyrics definitely.."~syaiful