this day

Will initiate training programme.

flabs be gone!

NS here i come!

meh~

don't think they need horticulturists or landscapers in the army do they?

master camouflage(r)? (is there such a word?)
plant poison specialist? (oh cool)
jungle strategist? (even better)

and if it's the police?

plant abuse division? (whoopie)
plant poisons investigation? (possible)
Prisoners Gardening Programme supervisor?

I can't wait.